Freedom from Grammar

Yesterday after hearing Lizzie’s impressively long monologue about how pointless grammar is, and how it was only invented to make people’s lives a misery..

Lizzie.. “my life is a calamity.”

Izaac, “do you live in Africa and are you starving to death?”

Lizzie.. “I’m starving for freedom from school!”

Izaac with a smile: “All you have to do to get free… is do your school.”